J.B. RABIN


J.B. Rabin is about 5'4" tall and, if you must know, looks about like this. She is about to receive her MFA in Creative Nonfiction from Goddard College. She has about had it with George W. Bush, who is about the worst president ever in the history of the universe. She just about dies whenever she hears Michael Stipe sing anything off the Live From the Borderline album or Life's Rich Pageant. At about 11pm, J.B. Rabin goes to sleep. She wakes up at about 7. She will eat just about anything that's gluten-free, but most enjoys chocolate bars with bacon in them. She is all about the 80s and talking about herself in the third person. J.B. Rabin is against roundabouts, as they were invented in the UK, a country that she has issues with. She speeds about town in her electric car, Murray, whose top speed is about 38 mph. She has a dog, Roshi, who will chew a piece of gum for about four or five minutes or until you tell her to spit it out. She also has a husband, Joshua, about whom she is currently writing a book.

If there's something you'd like to talk with her about, email jb [at] jbrabin [dot] com